"Altered Native" You need a flex fit hat? or you come see me for a tatt Shayne-E-Mac will pierce your tongue & you can buy a new bong We got the phattest clothes & gizmos for those who can't roll a cone Books that show you how to clone & grow They've got an assortment of papers & smoking accessories Hey! You need to pass a urine test? no problem, we got your necessities Lots of reading materials incense & different scales All the funky fresh brand names for males & females We got sales, discounts, even cool free shit Tons of body jewellery so you'll have the perfect fit So take highway 10 north until you reach highway 9 Turn left into Orangeville & we're up the strip on the right hand side 85 Broadway Avenue 11-7, 11-6 Saturdays 11-5 Sundays, 519-942-2828

"Bubblicious" Don't want no Dentyne hoe Don't want no Trident bitches Don't want Clorette chicken heads I want my Bubblicious My Bubbie, my girl, my woman, my life My love, nothing else, could be above, my wife? Some day, some say, I'll stay, & never stray Yo! Straight from day one your ass was like a piece of gum I was gonna chew ya the fuck up & spit you the fuck out as soon as I got the fuck But once I opened you up it was like that gum got stuck Because you're special & you're sweet & girl you make me complete (YO YO!) You know I'd never cheat & we don't really get heated We got so much in fucking common even though I eat meat Just get weeded & be maxing relaxing all cool, I love you & no you can't have a piece of my Bubblicious you fool!

"Cinema Six" When you're down in Montreal & you want to have a ball Well go on down to the Cinema 6 & watch yourself some porno flicks Cinema Six comfortable to sit Cinema Six you can jerk your dick Cinema Six nice plush booths Cinema Six over 100 movies They got the nice plush booths & you can watch over 100 movies Cinema Six comfortable to sit Cinema Six you can jerk your dick Cinema Six over 100 movies Cinema Six don't forget your loonies & toonies "Uhhh guys are we playing Montreal anytime soon or what?"

"Discordia Fanzine" Pete The Meat - made a zine' Pete The Meat - he's a freak Pete The Meat - he likes me Pete The Meat - hangs with Little D He's my friend, he's my homie, He makes Discordia, muthafuckas His mom though he was gay but he's not He smoked weed & his mom caugh him fuck! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

"English Toffees" (featuring Pat Kelly of Ten Speed Hero) Well it's another late night another long dark road Half an hour to go both ways, driving home Theo We gotta go We gotta go I said we gotta go... to Tim Horton's I'm feeling tired I'm feeling sleepy Gerg wants to mix 2 different coffees But I gotta have my, my, my English Toffee So we gotta go We gotta go I said we gotta go... to Tim Horton's My English Toffee My English Toffee GO! GO! My English Toffees My English Toffees

"Frank The Phenom" Frank The Phenom (X4) I know a phenom, and his name is Frank He's been beating the skins since you were swimming in your Dad's sperm bank He's got the sick hip hop beats I could rhyme all night to any shit he drops you know I'm getting tight to On time or off time he's always got the timing built in metronome beating practice pads at home Fast hectic beats like this beat right here he's a machine kicking muthafuckin flava in ya ear Never skip a beat unless his hands are sweaty he might drop a stick but he keeps the beat steady He's... Frank The Phenom (X4) YO! Frank The Phenom has got them metal assed beats thrashing right now making poseurs piss the bed shits The shit I always freaks it gets me jumping Any song we do, it keeps your trunk bumping Check out this crazy shit & know your roll call it's Frank The Phenom & Frank is Phenomical Take us home Frank. Take us home Frank. K-NARF! Frank The Phenom (X4) I know a phenom, and his name is Frank He's been beating the skins since you were swimming in your Dad's sperm bank PHENOM! FRANK THE PHENOM!

"Goin' SkotRokin'" (featuring Scott Harner of Vicousphere) Divine, I said it's in my mind K2, Whatcha gonna do? Indica, will bury ya Afghani, put me in the chair like a Granny Roll that shit, & light it up, & smoke that shit Roll that shit, & light it up, Yo smoke this shit homie Roll that shit, & light it up, Uhhhhh merde de fume? Roll that shit, & light it up, .... I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, SkotRokin' (X2) I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go, SkotRokin' (X2) Roll that shit, & light it up, & smoke that shit

"Hey Gretz! (99 ways to cry)" Hey Gretz! How's your back? Did you take your Tylenol lately? Took you two years two buy a team but one week to fuck it up You drive on your Bridgestone tires so you can get to your Esso gig You're the best player in the world but you don't even get to take a penalty shot at the Olympics You cried - When you got traded to the Kings You cried - When you bought the fucking Argonauts You cried - When you quit hockey you bitch! Hey Gretz! (X2) Hey Gretzky, you fucking fool I hope you have some tissue handy when you listen to this song 99 ways to cry Hey Gretz! I see tears in your eyes (X2) Gretzky!!!

"Intro" Good evening ladies & germs, at this time, I would like to introduce to you, the band, and on the drums we got... The man of the hour The man with the power Too sweet to be sour Method Manson Up next on the bass The 4 strings of death in the place He always leaves without a trace & he came here tonight to get on your case Ice T-Rex & on the guitar The Superstar Who just bought a new car He's the Wunderbar The king of porn Been playing the guitar before he was even born Rick James Hetfield & last but not least It's me, the hard rhymer Been rhyming since 87' Ain't down with heaven Don't call me Kevin The O.G. Wigga The corruptor of Piggers The Dirk of all Digglers Ronnie James Theo

"Jeremy Seen" -Yo guy you page me? -Naw man. -Aight peace. -Yo guy did you call my house? -Naw I didn't call you. -Alright later man. Jeremy Seen (X2) -Yo guy what are you doing fucking paging me so much man? -I didn't fucking page you. -Guy why you calling my house at 3 in the morning man? How you gonna disrespect me like that? - I was sleeping. - Guy why you trying to play me like that? -You know I don't play.. -You are so ghetto! -Man fuck you! Yo That's cold Dope Nice, nice PING PING! SEEN (X4)

"King Of Diamonds" (featuring Glen Drover of King Diamond) The King of Diamonds is casting his spell on you Witchcraft, Black Magic, another new album is due Let me help you - Missy Let me help you - Abagail Let me help you - Melissa Let me help you - Grandma

"Little Thrashcals" Dude let's call our band Anathema! That's pretty evil dude (one month later) Dude let's call our band Madballs! Huh? You know that comic book? Oh ya that's cool (one week later) Dude let's call our band The Little Thrashcals! That's alright man (two weeks later) Dude let's call our band the Garbage Pail Kids! Ya my dad can make us business cards! (a few months later) Dude let's call our band SOCIAL DISORDER! YA! That's fucking cool! My first band in 87 Craig, Jerry, Scott, Ryan, Kevin Jammed Saturdays, wrestling after We're running around the town causing... Havoc for laughter We did originals and yo we did some covers Got a 4 track recorded in two days put out a handful of demos, played two shows Then it all fell apart, but I kept going We're gonna do a reunion & make a new cd for everybody to see what the fuck we did when we was muthafucking kids

"Mitty VS Mac VS Mocha in a Mortal Kombat Death Match" Round One. Fight! Round Two. Fight! Moch Wins. Flawless Victory. Animality.

"No Yer Metal (The Proc says)" (featuring Glen Drover of King Diamond) The Proc says... The Proc says... The Proc says... The Proc says... The Proc says... The Proc says know your damn metal! JABRONI (X2) It doesn't matter what your guitar player uses It's time to check your candy ass into the Smackdown hotel!

"Out Of Hand" (featuring Ben Cook of No Warning) That's outta hand That's outta hand....Hand Out of hand (X4) Out... Of... HAND! Playing in a band that can't play in Brampton Out of hand It's all about unity I'm a fucking celebrity Out of hand Out of hand! You're out of hand! (X4) OUT OF HAND! (X4) That's outta hand!

"Phenomical" (featuring Glen Drover of King Diamond) Sled-neck Zombies, jumping high as palm trees Phenomenons on snowmobiles, People screaming "Keep it real" Burials with all their gear always blame it on the beer But it's all about no fear Phenomical true & dear Just like.. Some phenoms minds get meddled by music some zen, some dance, & some people just lose it Some phenom Josh pumping "Theo's"(Revenge) in his ride hits a red light, jumps out the ride & pounds some guy in his eye, out on the sidewalk Some phenoms always talk, phenoms like me just listen I christen phenom spliffs Gerg's got the phenom riffs Kids get the phenom gifts at Christmas time Phenomical coin gets spent Drunks get phenomically bent whatever Joe C. was a phenom rhyming with ease the little brother passed away so now I wish him rest in peace Sega makes the phenom games Sabu is in the phenom pain Theodoropolus a phenomical name in goal I played a phenomical game Earth is phenomically small, a small phenom world Everyone knows everyone, the kid takes phenom dumps Technology is phenomical & music is phenomical Some athletes are phenomical, some phenoms always drop the ball Body art is phenomically streyching to the limits Some phenoms with the women always get the fucking digits So everything is phenomical where interests fall Whatever amazes you is phenomical...

"Quintessential Stud Muffin" And well, well, well... It is I... Joel, the... Quintessential Stud Muffin Gertner

"RumbleFish Maximum Security Penitentiary" I know a place where I'm gonna go I'll pay to play & I'll do what I'm told I won't smoke, I won't drink I won't bouge, I won't think Bring no carpets, bring no chairs No chesterfields, no long hairs Bring no girls, bring no friends Light one match, lose your ends I won't eat I won't speak Won't express I won't breath I won't write Won't expand Won't evolve As a band At RumbleFish Maximum Security Penitentiary

"Seriously" OK Seriously I'm so hungry I could actually eat a 1000 Big Macs right now OK Seriously that girl is so hot I'm actually gonna kill myself OK Seriously we smoked like 7 blunts in two hours last night OK Seriously I have a sick addiction to weed OK Seriously you guys are a fucking science experiment OK Seriously why is McKay the best pizza ever??? OK SERIOUSLY!?! OK Seriously why did that build up go nowhere? OK Seriously I'm going to punch you in the fucking face OK Seriously Zeb, you're a fucking test tube baby! SERIOUSLY!?!

"Take it ZZ" (featuring Dale J.Smoker of The Dead Flower Bandits) Johnny, we're sorry, you fucked a hottie Johnny, we're sorry you drank all the alcoholy & now you're looking for Charlie Tell her that, you love her, you wanna bang her in the back of your car Tell her that, you love her, you wanna bang her in the back of your car Johnny, we're sorry Johnny, you gotta kill Charlie JOHNNY! WE'RE SORRY! (X3) You gotta kill Charlie!!!

"Untitled Instrumental"

"Viagra Falls" You wanna bang but the boys just hang You tried jerking it & stroking it & lighting sticks & poking it, but it didn't work... You're not the same that you was old man You used to stand high with pride hooked to the right side at 7 inches... You had game, nowadays you pay But now in motels & hotels your boat fell it didn't swell, the impotence... You're not the same that you was old man You tried gimmicks, prescriptions, creams & lotions, Swedish pumps, but it still didn't work... Now you're on your way down... Viagra Falls Viagra Falls Balls to the wall Now you're on your way, you're on your way, your way down...

"Wiggaritis White Chombie Deluxe" So check it out yo & listen to my story y'all I'm come from Compton but my mom says Peel memorial I dropped in 87' so I'm only 14 I've been arrested 60 times but my record is still clean (what the fuck? Yo yo yo!) You think that that's a birthmark? That's my actual skin colour The rest of my skin is a birthmark so that makes me a brother I just heard Biggie for the first time hit a pinner of shitty bud But I can't figure out if I'm a crip or a blood (What the fuck? this beat is wack!) I got some Fubu, Johnny Blaze, & Tommy Hill, & a ring with jewels But I got jacked and they got ripped off by the brothers at my school So I stole my Pop's car, hit Canadian Tire got myself a pellet gat & I proceeded to fire at fucking customers & workers, grabbed the check-out honey made off with $53.00 in Canadian Tire money Hit the other Crappy Tire at Kennedy & Queen street then I returned the pellet gat, cus I still had the receipt, bitch! Then he bought another, with the $53 Drove back to the school, it was quarter to three Then he loaded the shit, when he saw the pit, When his bullets ripped, 23 got hit Yo! You don't wanna fuck with a Brampton Wigga if I get slapped up then I'll pull that trigger THEO: "Wigger please, I'll drop you down to your knees with my freestyle cheese, and my 15 G's of weed" As I proceed, and continue, to rock the mic I only bitch fight because I'm ball-less & I'm gutless I love black women but my hoe is white & buttless I live in white suburbia my parents are rich I had it bad in the hood growing up as a bitch So I started up a gang last year in December I'm the founder & the leader & the only living member I started busting freestyles, did this song with Grift but I don't even like metal it's fuckin shit, I rip off kids I sold some flour to a crew & got bucked by some other Wiggaritis White Chombie Deluxe FUCK!

"Xenophobe" (featuring Dale J.Smoker of The Dead Flower Bandits) I have a phobia that's not too close to home A Xenophobia Was I abducted & cloned? Phobia of non existence I am scared of the unknown Why are they haunting me? I am not safe in my own home I have a fear of the unknown I know I saw it & I wasn't stoned (X2) When I was young I played a game At The Friendly Neighbourhood Comic Shop & it involved Trapped in space using flames killing Aliens My only fear to keep me sane I must find that video game Xenophobe

"Y Is Gerg So Angry?" Fuck! Cocksucker! I tried to fuck you! Fuck you! Mutherfuck!

"Zines, Zines, Zines" Zines, Zines, Zines, spreading their ink in the scene, the scne, for all of us to read and all of us to see, see all the things we've done the kids, who've come, you people are special Spending your time and your effort For the love of the music Zines(zines), ZInes(zines), Zines(zines), Spreading their ink in the scene